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"I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine."
— Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling. (via nighthawke)
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"We see the Glee Club kids graduate and flip the tassels on their caps, one by one; Blaine hands a tearful Kurt a tissue as he heads for the stage, and Santana hugs Brittany as she does the same. Sue and Will also hug, which is cute, and then Finn and Rachel kiss on stage in front of everyone, which is totally in character, since if they don’t suck face at least ten times per episode the planet stops spinning on its axis and plummets in a deadly decaying spiral toward the sun."
— After Elton - “Goodbye” Recap (x)
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Fuckin right
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